Crawling Martyr

	Vehicle Type: Land Class: R Armor: 27% Threat Level: 40% Speed: 33%

Information: This walking beetle vehicle is advertised as the perfect missionary transport for the most ambitious and possibly loudest religious revival one could possibly want. It sports enough space for a small congregation as well as its own organ for broadcasting music and psalms. The only complaint is that the ride tends to be a little bit rough on those riding in it due to the motion of the cabin as the vehicle is walking.

You have to wonder why they didn’t put wheels on it instead.

~Zeek Slider