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Bakaberc

Vehicle Type: Space
Information: A single-passenger ship designed for trading, communicating, and war. Essentially, it is a Jack-of-All-Trades ship for the lone galactic wolf. Its iconic large speaker, while comical in appearance to most empires, does function quite well in broadcasting any kind of message to the masses. It’s also connected to a digital sound system, making it a great tool for broadcasting music and other sounds.

Due to its large size, playing any form of audio above four (4) Earth decibels is considered an act of war. Tests have shown that a 4.1 Earth decibel sound, no matter how short, is enough to cause even laser-proof glass to shatter. At 7 Earth decibels, the majority of organic life will explode due to extreme internal vibration (after going deaf, that is).

~Zeek Slider