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Ohmaigawdwhadaphudje

Diet: Carnivore
Danger Level: Medium
Social Ability: Low
Information: This creature’s name is better written as OMGWTF. A crud internet acronym, but given how long its name is, very fitting. It is not the natural predator of the Outlaw Wolf, but the two clearly don’t get along despite sharing the same planet.

This creature is said to resemble a pull-over winter hat, but only when it is asleep and its wings are relaxed. During its waking life, it looks more like a flying shark with a scorpion tail.

It is a vicious creature that will not hesitate to attack anything that comes into its territory. It tends to live in high, rocky mountains where there are no trees for shade. Deep caves are used as sanctuaries and traps for ill-fated wonderers. It’s nocturnal, but has been known to do some of its hunting during extremely stormy days when the cloud cover is dark enough to give the illusion of night.

The report doesn’t indicate how it raises its young, as the larger members of the family are always at the mouth of the caves ready to attack even a stray insect. This is probably out of fear, and to be honest, I can’t blame the guy.

~Zeek Slider