Concert from on High

	Vehicle Type: Air Class: R Armor: 10% Threat Level: 75% Speed: 15%

Information: This low-flying zeppelin is advertised as the perfect wedding reception for the newly-weds who want to announce their union across the world. While it cannot actually perform a circumnavigational round trip in the maximum rental time of five hours, it does offer some really nice amenities. Among these include a spacious open-air deck, a fully stocked kitchen capable of catering up to 500 guests, over 5 dozen safety rooms should there be a problem on the ship, and a plethora of fail-safe systems to insure a comfortable ride. Since the vehicle’s debut, none have crashed due to on-board failures.

One of the big highlights and attractions of this model is the programmable animatronic orchestra. It features a number of live instruments that can play any song the bride and groom wish. Simply either select a song from the on-board database or connect your favorite digital media device into the panel to start the process. The orchestra will spend 5 minutes analyzing the track to determine how to play it using the live instruments. Should any instruments be unavailable, a sound system will broadcast realistically synthesed substitutions. It even has a Karaoke option!

Due to the amount of noise pollution this causes, the manufacturer’s suggested rental price is set at the equivalent of US$50,000,000.

~Zeek Slider