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Oversear

Vehicle Type: Sea
Class: R
Armor: 33%
Threat Level: 45%
Speed: 22%
Information: According to the Scrolls of the Sea, this ship moves with the tides of an aquatic planet where civilization has two choices. Either live at the mercy of the sea or live with the sea. The former of the two involves building ports and island barges that ultimately are destroyed by tidal waves and large sea creatures. The latter is a more peaceful approach involving staying along the limited shoreline and utilizing the offerings of the sea such as fish and the various corpses of marine life that wash ashore. Those that follow the second method are rewarded by the visit from the Oversear.

This barge is said to dock only in areas where the citizens have found a perfect balance living with nature. It rewards their hard work and effort with unimaginable treasures. The clam that rides this barge, though clearly not sentient, is said to be the keeper and judge. If upon docking it opens its shell, the citizens of the township are deemed worthy of its treasures for the limited time it is with them.

The Oversear is said to dock for only half an hour once every month. During the rest of the month, it travels the vast global seas through areas said too dangerous for any normal ship to follow.

~Zeek Slider

B'ganag'ng

Vehicle Type: Land
Class: R
Armor: 18%
Threat Level: 64%
Speed: 18%
Information: I’m not sure what to make of this vehicle. The records are still being translated as we speak due to the fact that we lost one of our alien translators in the last wave of natural disasters that hit our area. It was a very heavy loss to us here at the company. But given the wave of new machinery and vehicles we’ve been getting beamed to us for our records from our galactic allies, I can only assume this is used in some kind of sonic warfare or offensive. It definitely can’t be used for entertainment purposes.

~Zeek Slider

Beatflo

Vehicle Type: Land
Class: R
Armor: 37%
Threat Level: 38%
Speed: 25%
Information: A small, unmanned tank used to project sonic waves at a target to shatter it. It is often used in construction, though recent thefts of this vehicle have resulted in several populated neighborhoods being reduced to rubble due to the ill wishes of some juvenile with a want to broadcast their music at insane volumes. As a result, construction of this vehicle has been banned on the planet on which this can be found.

However, in recent history, a group of inventive individuals have been able to reverse engineer this machine into a large, industrial vacuum for construction sites. Since then, on-the-job accidents have increased by 15%.

~Zeek Slider

Geyroholl

Structure Type: Government
Information: It’s actually the top of an underground government base. This small building is used to communicate with the outside world. The actual base itself is several million miles underground and, naturally, kept secret.

We suspect military takeover, so this building is being watched very closely by our operations.

~Zeek Slider

Ypouoangry

Structure Type: Government
Information: An organic building that is comprised of some rather odd looking colors. The entire planet is, in fact, full of oddly-colored flora so it shouldn’t come as a surprise that this building would be just as colorful. As government building goes, this building is used to hold large political parties. More often than not, this building is utilized after a major election.

~Zeek Slider