Yetini

Diet: Omnivore
Danger Level: 10
Social Ability: 12

Observation: While evidence and proof of a yeti on our own planet is still a part of urban legend, this creature proves that there is the possibility of one on our planet. One of the classified files that will now be declassified with this publication.

Much like all the art work we’ve seen on this planet, this creature looks like the fabled yeti. Only smaller and extremely cute. It is reported to be playful, but also can put up a decent fight if needed. They grow to be no taller than two feet from head to toe. Their claws are their primary weapon, but their knotted horns are also threatening if they are able to puncture a creature’s flesh.

Their anatomy is supposable very elastic. It’s been documented that their arms can extend themselves slightly when they attack by expanding their torso. They can also increase their walking gait by truncating their torso and, somehow, dislocating their knee.

They are common in the wild, but some tribes have adopted these creatures as pets due to their loyalty and playfulness. Children in these tribes are often seen carrying this creature around in their arms (and in one case, their mouth) rather tightly with no affect on its level of comfort. Their body just pops back into shape once let go to run around.

Their diet is mostly citrus fruit, but the few that eat meat are the ones that are adopted as pets. It is believed that those of the species that ends up becoming domesticated will eat meat simply because it is a free meal. It is believed that this creature does not hunt in the wild.

The report ends with a hand-written notation claiming that a UFO was sighted abducting large numbers of this creature. Curious, and also kind of frightening.

~Zeek Slider