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Bouck

Diet: Herbivore
Danger Level: 4
Social Ability: 11
Information: This alien race of ducks seems to have an obsession with the size of one’s rear end. In their culture, the larger the butt, the more beautiful it and the person it belongs to is. Their race even holds a yearly beauty pageant where females compete to show off their assets (no pun intended). Typically, males do not have as large a rear as the females, but those males that do are equally seen as attractive by the female population.

It is believed that a big butt has an ancient meaning in the culture involving child birth. Supposedly, due to the extremely painful process of laying an egg two-feet in diameter, a large butt on a female will provide more cushion for the pushing (again, no pun intended). There is no record of why a large butt would be beneficial for a male.

~Zeek Slider