Makayada

Diet: Omnivore
Danger Level: 13
Social Ability: 15

Observation: The only words in this file outside of the rating and diet information are "Do not offend this race or they will kill you!"

I asked my supervisor about this oddity. Apparently, the observer sent to report this creature never wrote anything down. The file was produced during the audio recording boom where everyone and anyone with enough money to get a tape recorder was recording everything from ambient noise to their own voices.

The tape of the report is kept in a vault that has since been emptied and the contents shipped to secret salt mines that only the government knows about. Apparently, this is one of those classified aliens that they would like to stay classified.

This is all I am allowed to report on the matter.

~Zeek Slider