Introducing Me!

	Diet: Omnivore Danger Level: High (Predatory) Social Ability: High Culture: Friendly, Economic Galactic Class: Refugee

While Zeek sleeps off his exam, I guess I should go ahead and introduce myself. My name is Alphonzowitzkishutopumbelliya, at least when translated into English. Most of the Earthlings that know of me just call me Al for short. I am a member of the Zelidor race, which you can see over on the left part of the screen in a nice little information box. More on that later, probably from Zeek if he comes in today. But I bet he’ll be taking the day off. I would after what he went through. Too bad I can’t tell you what that is.

What I can tell you is that my race suffered from a mysterious anomaly. You see, my home planet just suddenly disappeared off the face of the galaxy! That’s right, completely and mysterious disappeared! We weren’t attacked or were to close to a Blue Giant at the end of its life or anything. The entire planet just disappeared as if it wasn’t there to begin with. I am one of only a handful of refugees who have found a safe home out there in the stars. When I learned about this place, I tried to get a job here because I’m trying to find some information on what happened.

Being from an economically strong culture, it wasn’t very hard to buy my way into this current position, but I do have some contractual obligations to fulfill before I can do what I want with the information housed in this place. I’m not shy about telling anyone this, since I know my brothers and sisters are doing the exact same thing somewhere among the stars.

In any event, I think that’s all I can tell you for now. Zeek is suppose to give me an interview today, but if he doesn’t show up, I think I’m just going to take my worn-out top hat and coat to watch a movie. You’d be surprised what kind of second jobs the workers at Alien Immigrations do on the weekends just to keep this place a secret.