Mofo

Diet: Omnivore
Danger Level: 7
Social Ability: 12

Information: The name of this creature has unfortunately been used as a family friendly abbreviation for a bad word. This leads to some very interesting and often wrong comparisons when the term is used in phrases such as “faster than a mofo” or “dumber than a mofo.” The file makes no attempt to clarify if this phrase have any kind of merit, suggesting that any kind of quantificational measuring of these claims would be impossible due to the number of phrases associated with this word.

~Zeek Slider