20080803

Sakaygo

Diet: Omnivore
Danger Level: 4
Social Ability: 8

Information: A ride-able mount creature with a naturally-forming saddle on its back. Reportedly very friendly to anyone who tries to ride it. It is often used as a way to introduce kids to riding creatures as a form of transportation. Experienced riders will find this creature incredible boring and unchallenging.

~Zeek Slider

Meanie

Diet: Carnivore
Danger Level: 14
Social Ability: 8

Information: The file on this creature contains a newspaper clipping from one of those sleazy gossip and fake news magazines you see at the check-out lanes at your local supermarket. The article is of a family who is, for lack of a better word, credited in finding this creature.

The article states that this creature used to be human. The day before it was discovered, the children of the family were playing in the local park. As common with most children, the older brother was picking on his younger sister by means of the usual antics. During the course of the day, she kept saying the words "You’re a meanie!" and spitting at her older brother while trying to get away. The last time she said this to her brother, she accidentally bit her tongue in an attempt at giving her brother what is known as a raspberry. She successfully gave the raspberry, but also spat some blood on her older brother’s face.

That night, the little boy told his mother he didn’t feel good. The mother claims that the boy described what sounded like he was coming down with the flu. Before going to bed, the boy broke out in a fever. The last thing the mother remembered doing was placing a wash cloth on his head before tucking him in for the night.

The next day, they found this creature destroying the boy’s room. The body was never found.

The article makes the assumption that the little girl may have performed an ancient curse practiced by young witches during colonial times that turns people into monsters based on their displayed personality. A common way to trigger these training curses was to bite one’s tongue and then spit the blood out after saying the incantation. When a representative from this particular paper went to interview the family, one of the questions the reporter asked is if there was a member of their family on either side that may have been connected to the Salem Witch Trials. Turns out the mother had an ancestor that was hung for eligibly being a witch.

~Zeek Slider

20080802

Bluga

Diet: Omnivore
Danger Level: 9
Social Ability: 11

Information: A large lizard creature that should be approached with caution. Documentation reports that this creature is quick to charge at anything that either startles or threatens its kind. It will give a warning by stomping its large feet and grunting. If the creature does not leave the area, it will charge at a speed that can send the largest of beings back several yards upon impact.

Its roar is reportedly deafening and can clear an area of any creature unfortunate enough to hear it. The area will remain clear for at least an hour before any creature returns to it.

~Zeek Slider

Festwo

Diet: Herbivore
Danger Level: 3
Social Ability: 11

Information: On its home planet, it was once an endangered species. Thousands of years of hunting it by tribal cultures were the cause for it having such a low population. It was believed that parts of this creature were naturally composed of precious metals and that only the most skillful and lucky would be able to find them deep within the anatomy of the creature. Greed overpowered logic until it was agreed upon that the old myths were just that: old myths.

Great effort on its home planet have been taken to ensure the population of this creature will no longer be threaten by those foolish enough to listen to the ancient myths about this creature. Even though it is no longer under the status of an endangered species, the laws the prohibit hunting and killing it are still enforced.

~Zeek Slider

Phanphan

Diet: Herbivore
Danger Level: 2
Social Ability: 8

Information: A strange bipedal elephant that has two mouths and shares the middle eye between the two faces. The strangest feature is the presence of a blow hole on top of the creature. While it does exhibit amphibian tendencies, it is unknown as to what the blow hole is actually used for. Documented observations clearly indicate that the blow hole closes when the creature swims underwater. Unlike whales and dolphins, this creature doesn’t fire water out of it when it breaches the surface.

The observer reporting this creature apparently was obsessed with trying to figure out the function of the mysterious blow hole and failed to report on anything else about this creature.

~Zeek Slider